DOOG WAS NOT SMILING SO I DID THIS IN ORDER TO FIX IT
ARE YOU SMILING NOW
Three of my favorite things: Kate Beaton and poking fun at J.J. Abrams (though I really do like his stuff), and gratuitous eye injury.
Original comic: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=120 . To reiterate, all possible credit to Kate Beaton.